Presidential PardonsJuly 7, 2008
I am coining a new term for cancer folks, specific to GI related issues. Don’t have cancer? No worries, you too can use my new verb, inspired by our current President.
bush: v. to bush, bushing, bushed
1. To dive into a situation without an exit strategy
2. To devour a special food, forgetting or ignoring how painful it will be coming out your ass
Dude, I totally bushed a steak burrito last night and I’ve been paying for it all morning.
Yes, I definitely bushed several items off a 4th of July buffet. Gotta say, it was mostly worth it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to take some news magazines in to the bathroom.